
Key Insights & Memorable Quotes
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âBut all fairytales are tinged with darkness.â
âYour family is like a fucking soap opera. What more could there be?â Ted says. âMaybe sheâs ill,â she says. âMaybe thatâs why theyâre selling the house.â
âfather doesnât know that, but he might have guessed. Heâs so cruel, she thinks, and so adept at finding vulnerabilities. And the houseâsheâs furious theyâre selling it. Itâs not because of the upkeep. Heâs selling it so that she canât have it. Just like he sold the business so that Dan couldnât have it.â
âShe is afraid there is an unknowable darkness at the center of her daughter. She doesnât know if she will ever be able to look at her in the same way again.â
âAudrey is grateful that sheâs never had any cause to worry about her own daughter.â
âBut they would never have done it together. They donât do anything together.â
âReyes stares back at her and wonders if she and her brother were both there, at the same time.â
âStill, Catherine is her best friend. Rose trembles a little as they embrace. They must not find out what sheâs done.â
âAudrey was just telling us that Dad changed his will before he died.â
âShe and Jake hadnât left the house right after the others on Sunday. Theyâd stayed longer, and there had been an argument.â
âThe knife lay on the floor beside the body for quite a whileâyou can see the outline of it, where the blood dried. It was there for perhaps a day or more before it was picked up, cleaned, and returned to the block.â
âThis changes things. Sheâs going to get her windfall a little sooner than she expected.â
âWeâre free. All of us, weâre free of him.â Catherineâs face falls; she looks appalled. âIâm going to pretend you didnât say that,â she says repressively. âAnd I would keep thoughts like that to yourself.â
âAudrey had always admired Irena, while she despised Sheila. Irena did her best for those kids, no one could deny that. She stepped in and did the mothering that Sheila wouldnât, or couldnât, do.â
âJust stay away from me. I donât want anything to do with you,â Jake says, and disconnects the call.â
âWeâll sue you if we have to, to get back what you owe my brother. And I will make it my personal mission to make sure you are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. And you will never be accepted as part of this family.â
âRose feels a fluttering in her stomach. This really is the sort of thing you dream of, if youâre raised by a single mom and your friends are wealthy. Itâs like a fairy tale. But all fairy tales are tinged with darkness.â
âDid you know you would never see that money again? What were you thinking, Dan? Were you angry? Desperate? Youâd been ripped off once too often?â
âSomeone tried to kill me,â Audrey insists. âSomeone broke into my house and tried to poison me.â She adds, âIt has to be one of those kids.â
âI borrowed these. A couple of weeks ago.â âCan anyone confirm that?â She looks up at him angrily. âWhat are you suggesting? That I murdered my parents and kept these earrings?â
âSheâd never known him to be violent, even when angry, but he was relentless in pursuit of his own interests. And after what Audrey told her â now she knows he was almost certainly a psychopath.â
âThat family had problems,â Audrey begins. âSheila wasnât good for my brother. She was weak and frivolous. She didnât bring out the best in him.â
âI know a lot about that family,â she says. âAnd unlike the others, Iâm willing to tell you about it.â
âShe sits in bed, seething at the television set, thinking unhappily about her lost inheritance, which she had so hoped to be able to enjoy.â
âIrena remembers how they used to turn on each other as children. Relationships and patterns are established early; they donât change. Family dynamics play out again and again.â
âYou found them,â Irena finally exclaims, utterly shocked, âand you didnât say anything? You left it to me to find them?â
âHow cold-blooded do you have to be to see your parentsâ murdered corpses and go home and act like everythingâs fine?â
âthing,â the attorney says. âWhatever you do, donât talk to the press. Without evidence, the police canât do much to you, but the press can still destroy you.â
âOne more interesting thing,â she says. âFred Merton had advanced pancreatic cancer. He was dying anyway. He probably only had three or four months.â
âYou donât?â Reyes says. âYou have a grudge against your father, youâre in financial difficulty, and you now stand to inherit a very large fortune.â


